Dad Bod Trucker Hat - Charcoal and Gray
Enjoy wearing our fabulously rotund mascot upon your brow.
You will be the talk of the town with this depiction of a dad bod in peak physical form.
May or may not get you free tacos from various food trucks...
Any claims of free tacos are unsubstantiated and are not backed by a guarantee.
Materials
Materials
Garlic...garlic....and...more... GARLIC.
Seriously though. This has Garlic, Himalayan salt, onion powder, paprika and smoked peppers.
We <3 garlic
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
It won't make you ride a horse like a pro, or lasso a steer before it falls into a gulch.
Lets get those expectations set properly right off the bat.
No returns on opened food items. Give us a shout if you are not satisfied.
Dimensions
Dimensions
2.5 oz
=/- 12 million grains of seasoning
How to Use
How to Use
Apply generously on any* food item that you want to enhance the taste of.
It's like a rodeo in your mouth.
*Just because the internet tells you to do something, you shouldn't always do the thing.
Cant decide?
Get all we offer with the Whole Bod. Don't miss out on a package deal and save some coin by purchasing these together.
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Free Shipping
Those delivery folks deserve our coin too, but order enough of these fine sauces and it will head to your door on our dime.
Free shipping in continental United States on orders of $30 or more.
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Hassle-Free Exchanges
Although we can't accept returns for food products we want to make sure your taste buds are the happiest they can be.
If you have an issue with our product let us know so we can make it right. No worries man.